Have you ever wondered why men do the things they do? Look no further. Here are the answers:
1. He walks too quickly through malls.
Explanation: A man is able to shop with a woman for a maximum of 15 seconds. After that, a chemical called epinephrine (similar to adrenaline) is released within his body. This powerful substance causes him to fidget. Sweat develops on his upper lip, and he says short hurry-up phrases like, "Okay, then . . ." and "Well, that’s that," and "Let’s go!"
2. He doesn’t listen when she is talking to him.
Explanation: Men rarely hear information the first time. Thanks to CDD (Communication Deficit Disorder), in order for something to be heard, it must be expressed at least twice (the second time with more resolve), followed by the words, Are you listening to me? Science informs us that women speak twice as many words each day (25,000 to 13,000) as men. This is because men need to be told things twice.
3. He leaves nail clippings on the bathroom sink and floor.
Explanation: Nails have the ability to store an electrical charge. Socks containing nylon produce this. The synthetic nature of the material gives the nail a positive static charge, which is immediately pulled toward the carpet (which has a negative charge) as soon as the nail is cut.
4. He channel-surfs.
Explanation: Think of the shape and appearance of the brain. It looks like a sponge. This is because it is a sponge. The masculine mind cannot remain dry. It must seek and absorb. Sometimes it is able to do this by merely looking at a channel for an instant, then moving on. The male brain craves liquid knowledge.
5. He drinks directly from the milk container.
Explanation: Not only does doing so save dirtying a glass, but a man intrinsically knows that bacteria tend to accumulate around the openings of liquid containers. When he places his lips on the container opening, he willingly makes a sacrifice for his family. The removal of bacteria means health and strength for his loved ones.
6. He chews with his mouth open.
Explanation: Her good cooking shouldn’t be hidden behind closed lips.
7. He stuffs towels on the rack, rather than hanging them.
Explanation: Only in recent years has the human race begun to understand the importance of conservation. One aspect of this is space conservation. As much as he acknowledges that it does look better to have one towel neatly spread on one rack, a conservation-minded male also realizes that the "stuff method" can fit three or four towels in the equivalent space. Nobly sacrificing aesthetics for frugality, in this seemingly insignificant way, he thus contributes to the betterment of the world at large.
